Saturday, October 16, 2010

Carlsberg don't do...

We open to a guy walking into his kitchen as he makes a call on his mobile. He turns on the tap, filling a large metallic watering can which gives off a loud, echoing sound.

"Morning boss... afraid the washing machine has broken...burst pipes, there's water everywhere."
Boss replies: "Not to worry, see you tomorrow."

We cut to him wandering round his flat, watering his plants with the can as he makes another call.

"Sorry baby, can't make today, my mum needs some help round the house."
"Sure honey", she replies, "give her my love."

Entering the lounge with the phone to his ear yet again, still holding the empty watering can.

"Mum, work need me to stay late again...you know how much I want that promotion." Swinging the can through the air in a wide arc. "I won't be able to make dinner."
"I understand son, we're very proud of you."

Voiceover: Carlsberg don't do excuses...

We cut to him in the clubhouse dressed in his golfing gear with his mates, enjoying a well-deserved Carlsberg after their round.

Voiceover: But if they did, they'd probably be the best excuses in the world.

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